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The Shobaz Shareer said that we will sweep the house in the upcoming polls, while eating Tiger biscuits he explained that these are Tiger biscuits , and not Lion , so the Pee Lull (N) supporters should stop calling it a Lion, he further explained the ways of getting hair back and told that beauty is the best revenge while thinking about Maryam Nawaz.
The Soonami Khan went on Jalsa spree and made his half century, fell off his feet and showed how to do cartwheel, he told his trolls the way to carry the bat and hit the cat with it, the cat got annoyed and attacked the beta version of Pakistan 2.001
The Saathi is now available for 8 Rs, Speaking of saathi, the London King condemned the Holy bombings on his party members, he vows to come back and fight the bombs himself, but the bombs went on strike and blocked their holes as a sign of protest
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The peach justice of Pakistan, is producing the Pakistani version of Inception,with uncle Mushi starring as Leonardo di Capri soap, as the free and cheap quality versions of courts announced arrest within arrest within arrest, uncle Mushi vows to kill BB for the last time and come out of this loopy arrest
Mufti Halwa Diesel came under fire as his wicket fell with a hit-wicket, he called the bowler haraam and illegal so the whole crowd in the stadium messed him up with garbage and now he is busy finding and eating the halwa out of the whole garbage, while Musarrat Shaheen cooked some spinach for him.
The Jammti league of Muslim, the Nonwear Hassan vowed to kick out all the people out of Pakistan, as it was their party which made Pakistan, and Jinnah was against the creation of it, he further vowed to bring peace while sitting on ehsanullah ehsan's head.
The cigar of laal haweli, played High-5 with himself as Mr Bean-Nisaar tried to steal his cigar and give it to Shareer league
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The baby bhutta became the first man to learn an alien language, he was awarded with a chartered plane to Dubai for this achievement while the Bhuttas rolled in gravy. He and his illegitimate daddy will spend the rest of their halaal lives in Dubai. Our reporter said that a Shaikh is eyeing the baby bhutto since he saw his campaign video.
Meanwhile the B-Bhutta, and Bhutta shouted from the gravy that they are alive and they will live forever, but sadly there was no one to listen to them
That is all from Peo, Peo or Peenay Do, Peenay do Peo, Peo to aisay, Peeta nahi hoon Pila di Gayee hai. Keep watching Peo News.
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